Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Creepy vibe from Chicago tonight.

Posted 1 month ago

I hope…

…I never again have to hear the response, “What’s that?” after telling someone I want to study linguistics.

Posted 2 months ago

My half-birthday…

…is a week from the day after tomorrow.

Posted 2 months ago

It’s hard for me to live in a world….

…where acceptable answers in classes of higher education are along the lines of:

"I don’t really know why…but I’m obsessed with fireplaces….so like this one time, my boyfriend got me a space heater that looked like one."

or

"Yeah I think this ‘Religious Leap of Faith’ is really similar to Drake’s concept of #YOLO…"

(*People in my college philosophy class actually raise their hands and say this stuff.)

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 6 months ago

Well last night I dreamed…

…that I was getting pulled over for drunk driving. But I was driving a bed down the interstate while looking at pictures of my newborn baby sister on my laptop, so the bottles of booze in my pockets were the least of my worries. Then later my sister called me on a landline here in Germany saying that she needed to buy me donuts. This was after I had woken up in a bedroom that was not mine and everyone in my dorm refused to acknowledge that anything was out of the ordinary, or that I was even there at all.

Posted 6 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

This is the dorm in Bonn, Germany that I’m living in for the next four months!

Posted 8 months ago

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Thought of the Day:
The world has gone so crazy that I think in the event of a zombie apocalypse there will be zombie rights activists.

Yeah pretty much.