Posted 2 weeks ago

Rest peacefully, sweet kitten.

Posted 4 months ago
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Posted 5 months ago

cracked:

You can still color your tongue however you want though.

40 Myths We Believe Now Due to Tiny Mistakes Years Ago

Make sure to decide if what you think you know is something to know before you say it.

Posted 5 months ago
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Posted 6 months ago

Creepy vibe from Chicago tonight.

Posted 7 months ago

I hope…

…I never again have to hear the response, “What’s that?” after telling someone I want to study linguistics.

Posted 7 months ago

My half-birthday…

…is a week from the day after tomorrow.

Posted 8 months ago

It’s hard for me to live in a world….

…where acceptable answers in classes of higher education are along the lines of:

"I don’t really know why…but I’m obsessed with fireplaces….so like this one time, my boyfriend got me a space heater that looked like one."

or

"Yeah I think this ‘Religious Leap of Faith’ is really similar to Drake’s concept of #YOLO…"

(*People in my college philosophy class actually raise their hands and say this stuff.)